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Team Jacob

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WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?

1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
lol something I made when I was bored.
okay, this is to all the Team Edwarders out there, NO FLAMING!!!! I DID THIS FOR HUMOR!!!!!!
ps, 12 and 13 I got from my mom.....yah...my family is weird....
Jacob(C) Stephanie Meyer
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Reckless-Howler's avatar
Holy crap! This is hilarious and so true!!! Team Jacob for Life!!!