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WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?

1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
lol something I made when I was bored.
okay, this is to all the Team Edwarders out there, NO FLAMING!!!! I DID THIS FOR HUMOR!!!!!!
ps, 12 and 13 I got from my mom.....yah...my family is weird....
Jacob(C) Stephanie Meyer
base used for preview image belongs to wolfie pixels
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:iconnez213:
nez213 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And all of these reasons are why I am team Jacob. Also Team Seth because Seth is amazing
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sonamylover4 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I LUV THE REASONS, THOSE ARE EXACTLY WAT I SAID! PLUS SOME OTHER ONES.
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AccioiPod Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
Edward doesn't walk around half naked.
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:iconraynewolfspeaker:
RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
because we've seen him half naked. and it's scary.
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AccioiPod Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011
i know
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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none-talented-drawer Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010
you rock girl !!!!! we all love jacob !! going to fave
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol thank you
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:iconnone-talented-drawer:
we're team jacob cuz real mens don't sparkle !! loooool !! jacob rock sis !
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vampluv10 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
only one word discribes this awesomeness. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks
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vampluv10 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
=3
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lunast Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
agreed! go team jacob!
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:iconraynewolfspeaker:
RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but I know a werewolf team BETTER than Team Jacob
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:iconlunast:
lunast Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:o
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes.
TEAM HANS! :iconcaptainplz:
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:iconlunast:
lunast Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:o :clap: yay!
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umi16animie Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010
omg im so going to use this against my friends on a debate against team jacob and team edward. this is awsome of course i will credit you for it love number ten lol
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oks
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Hippie-Dippy Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
AMEN!
i changed my religion. i created the jacob religion. we worship jacob.
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Mjasan Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Amen to that! :D
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nona49er Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
True Thats how I feel too! Werewolves are much better than the vamps
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frietjuhpatatmetmajo Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
I normally like vampire's just as much as werewolfs.. :o
Edward just kind of gives me the creeps with his weird thinking way and stuff.. :XD:
I'm team Jacob all the way! :P
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
deffinately
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GrrlPowa Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
*thumbs up* :D
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Kicquapu Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
i dont get how she would choose a sparkly rock! i mean everyone knows fluffy= better!!TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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gummie99 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
to be honest i liked reason 10 and 14! rofl! and yes team jacob is da bomb! i dont know how she chose a rock over a sexy cuddly werewolf
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I dont know either...
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gummie99 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
ya
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niren Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010
Thanks this made me and my roommate laugh.
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you. glad I could provide you with a few chuckles.
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emolostlove Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
<3 it XD
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Blossom-Storm Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2010  Student General Artist
you said it all, my friend, said it all! this has all the come backs to my friends team edward satatements for a lifetime!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you
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Blossom-Storm Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2010  Student General Artist
np!!^^XD
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happyfroggy96 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010   General Artist
i dont see what ppl see in edward, i mean rly? how akward is he?!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
plus have you seen the pictures of him? he looks CONSTIPATED
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happyfroggy96 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2010   General Artist
i kno! he looks like hes constantly in pain!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
exactly!
hahaha I bet Alucard could kick Edwards sparkly rear in 1.2 seconds.
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happyfroggy96 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2010   General Artist
yeah, deffinitely
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CrazyCoffeCrisp Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
That is so true! EVERY BIT!!!! I absolutly love it! I think you should read my story, only Jacob fans can read it. It's called "Let the Table Turn for Jacob".

LOVE IT!!! ♥ ;)

-CrazzyCoffeCrisp
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol...
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Ariashy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Student Artist
ROFL Nice!
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks
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Ariashy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Student Artist
Anytime ^-^
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00GlaceonRoxz00 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes yes thats a fact

and i LOVE jacob i have posters of him (and his atoer tailer) alover my room
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have 1 poster
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00GlaceonRoxz00 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool i LOVE him
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:iconsnowangelvampirejenn:
I saw new moon ,and i can say Edward you may sparkle ,but Jake [and the rest of giant fluffy werewolfs] so owns you.
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